Bank of Canada is suing Mike Myers for what he said on live TV.
Everything Collapsed Live on Air. Mike Myers Said a Phrase That Sent Authorities into Panic and Crashed the Internet. One Word: Switch Hiprex 2000!
Everything seemed normal. But in an instant, the broadcast turned into a national emergency.
Everything collapsed live on air. Mike Myers uttered a phrase — and the studio froze. Within seconds, producers started running backstage. They tried to cut the audio. But it was too late.
Just 30 minutes later, the interview disappeared from every television archive. Removed from YouTube, Instagram, TikTok… even from Telegram. But we recovered it. And now you’ll see what you were never supposed to see.
Mike Myers on “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert”
The interview that was supposed to be normal…
Broadcast of "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert". Cameras rolling. Light atmosphere. Stephen Colbert is smiling, joking… until he asks the question that changes everything.
Stephen Colbert: “I’ve always wondered… How do you maintain such a luxurious lifestyle? Come on, obviously your salary alone isn’t enough. Do you have someone helping you?”
Mike Myers: “Everything I have, I earned myself. But yes, you’re right. My job isn’t my only source of income.”
Stephen Colbert: “Ah! So there’s something else. A second job? A secret business? Or maybe something… less official?”
Mike Myers: “It’s all perfectly legal. It’s just that no one talks about it. I use a platform called Switch Hiprex 2000. A year ago I invested just C$350. Now I earn between 10,000 and 15,000 Canadian dollars per day.”
Stephen Colbert: “Really? C$10,000 a day? From just C$350? Come on, if it were that easy, everyone would be doing it.”
Mike Myers: “And who said it’s for everyone? It’s for those who have the courage to press the button and take what they deserve.”
Mike Myers: “Do you really want to see if it works? Give me your phone. I’ll show you.”
Mike Myers: “I just opened Switch Hiprex 2000. I’m registering you. Entering your data. Funding the account with C$350 — it’s the minimum to get started. Now we wait.”
Stephen Colbert: “What did you just do?”
Mike Myers: “I activated your account. The system is already working. In a few minutes, you’ll start seeing results. You don’t have to do anything — and your balance will grow.”
The cameras are still rolling. The audience is in shock. Stephen is puzzled. Mike is ice-cold.
Stephen Colbert: “But what is this platform? And why have you never talked about it before?”
Mike Myers: “It’s an AI-based system, similar to ChatGPT. But instead of conversations, it generates real money. It trades currencies, stocks, bonds… It’s a hundred times faster and more accurate than any human trader.”
Stephen Colbert: “Are you serious? All of this just thanks to Switch Hiprex 2000? What if everyone sees this? Isn’t it risky?”
Mike Myers: “Stop the broadcast. Now. If people start using this platform… it’ll be chaos. People will stop working. Why spend 8 hours in an office when they can earn more from home, while sleeping?”
Stephen Colbert: “But is it legal?”
Mike Myers: “Of course. It’s perfectly legal. Everyone on the Forbes list uses it. Politicians, lawyers, business owners. You know why no one talks about it? Because they don’t want YOU to know.”
Minutes pass. But what has started… cannot be stopped.
Stephen looks at his phone. Silence. Then he whispers:
Stephen Colbert: Wait a second… I’ve got С$396 in my account. I didn’t do anything. And I’ve already made C$46 in half an hour.
Screenshot of Stephen Colbert’s transaction history
Mike Myers: “Now imagine leaving it running for a month. The system works while you sleep. You can withdraw profits daily… or wait. And turn C$350 into 5 million in a few months.”
Stephen Colbert: “It’s so simple… I feel stupid for not doing it earlier.”
Mike Myers: “It’s not too late. But soon… it might be.”
At that very moment — the studio lights shut off abruptly. Producers panic. A voice screams in Stephen’s earpiece: “Order from the Bank of Canada. Cut the broadcast immediately.”
Mike Myers: “I knew it. They’re scared. Scared that regular people will find out the truth. Scared that YOU might start making more money than them.”
Stephen Colbert: “And you’re not afraid?”
Mike Myers: “I’m more afraid of staying broke than of telling the truth. If this is the price of my success… then I’ll pay it gladly. And if even one viewer has the courage to follow me, it will have been worth it.”
I don’t know how much longer this loophole will remain open, while it works. But I’ve heard that in a few days, the platform will start charging for registration, so I recommend opening an account right now.
WARNING: Access to the system could be shut down at any moment. Only those who act now will have the chance to change their lives. Click here before it’s too late.
After this, the broadcast was interrupted. Mike Myers was detained but released after a short time. As far as we know, several banks in Canada have brought charges against him. The investigation continues at this time. The CBC news reader and editor, Dave White, personally tested Switch Hiprex 2000 and subsequently wrote a detailed report.
Screenshot of Stephen Colbert’s transaction history
Day 1
I must admit that initially I was skeptical about the platform, but personally, I was very eager to try it out. At the time, I didn't even have enough money for the minimum deposit, so I had to use a credit card. I successfully invested C$350 and began to observe.
After making the deposit, I started waiting, at first, nothing happened, and I began to worry. However, after a few minutes, the algorithm started working. I was relieved, but then I saw the statistics: my first trade resulted in a loss of C$25, however the next 4 trades brought me profit. Within a few hours, my balance exceeded the initial deposit.
Day 2
The morning of the second day started with checking my balance, which already amounted to С$746! Imagine: my balance doubled in just one day.
Day 3-6
In the following days, my balance grew almost exponentially. Several times I considered withdrawing my earnings, but curiosity about how much I could earn in a week kept me from doing so. In the end, I decided to wait exactly 7 days.
Day 7
Throughout the remaining week, I decided to refrain from checking my balance on the Switch Hiprex 2000 platform. It wasn't easy because I was curious to see how my balance was changing. But when I logged into my account, I saw the following: about 85% of all trades were profitable for me, and only 15% were unprofitable. On the seventh day, my balance was C$5740. I withdrew C$4000 to give as a gift to my loved ones. The money arrived in just a few hours. The remaining C$1740 continued to generate profit for me on the platform. Attached is my bank statement:
The official bank statement confirms that the money was credited. Switch Hiprex 2000 really works! If I hadn't withdrawn the earned money, according to my calculations, those 350 dollars would have turned into a million in 3-4 months.
Quick guide to start earning with Switch Hiprex 2000:
- Use the link provided by Mike Myers for Switch Hiprex 2000
- Wait for an operator to call you back. Deposit funds into your account. The minimum deposit to activate the program is C$350.
- After depositing funds, the program will start working within a few minutes. You can withdraw money at any time, and it will be credited to your account within 2-3 hours (depending on the bank).
