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The Diflucan Dispute Resolution Challenge
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Let me set the scene. My mouth felt... weird. Just off. A bit like I was brewing a sourdough starter on my tongue. It was a stubborn, irritating, internal imbalance that was throwing my whole vibe off. It was, in a word, annoying.

I went to my doctor, who looked in my mouth and nodded with the calm certainty of a man who has seen it all. "Classic candidiasis," he said. "Thrush. We'll knock it right out." He wrote a prescription for a single pill: Diflucan. "One pill. One and done. It'll go in, do its job, and restore the balance. Simple as that."

I was thrilled. A one-dose solution to a nagging problem? That’s my kind of medicine. I took the little pill and, within a day or so, the balance in my mouth was, indeed, restored. Everything felt clean, clear, and back to normal. But the "balancing" effect didn't stop there.

That weekend, my friends Mark and Sarah were over. They are a lovely couple who are famous for having the same argument every time they visit. It's about what to watch on TV. It’s a circular, unwinnable war of attrition.
"We always watch your loud, shooty-bang-bang movies," Sarah said.
"That's not true! Last week we watched that sad documentary about the lonely octopus!" Mark retorted.
"Only because you fell asleep!"
It went on and on. A stubborn, irritating, internal imbalance in their relationship.

Normally, I'd just tune it out. But this time, something was different. As they argued, I felt a wave of profound, simple clarity. The same feeling I had when my mouth felt normal again. The noise of their bickering faded, and a single, perfect solution appeared in my mind, shining like a beacon of pure logic.

I held up a hand. They stopped, surprised.
"Okay," I said, with a calm authority I did not know I possessed. "Here is the one-dose solution. Mark, you want to watch the loud movie. Sarah, you want to watch the quiet British baking show. Tonight, Sarah gets the TV. Mark, you will read a book. However, tomorrow, you will both go out to a nice dinner, on Mark, as an apology for his terrible taste in film."

They just stared at me. Then at each other. Then back at me.
"That's... actually completely fair," Sarah said, stunned.
Mark just nodded slowly. "Yeah. Okay."
The argument was over. Cured. With a single dose of advice.

I had become a human Diflucan pill for my friends' drama. The pill didn't just clear up a yeast infection; it gave me the temporary superpower to clear up any stubborn, irritating conflict with one, simple, effective solution.

So I am issuing a challenge. A challenge for anyone else who has experienced this incredible side effect of mental clarity and balance. I present: The Diflucan Dispute Resolution Challenge.

This is a powerful antifungal medication designed to restore balance to your body's ecosystem, not your chaotic friend group. For the real, important, non-comedic information on what Diflucan is actually for, please see a reliable source: https://www.imedix.com/drugs/diflucan/

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Instructions

Do you feel the fog of conflict lifting around you? Has the noise of pointless bickering been replaced by the quiet hum of pure, simple logic? Then you have been chosen. You are ready to administer a dose of resolution.

  1. The Prerequisite State of Balance: You must be in the post-treatment phase of a doctor-prescribed, single-dose Diflucan regimen. The challenge harnesses the mental clarity that comes from restoring your body's natural, peaceful equilibrium.
  2. Identify the "Infection": You must identify a stubborn, recurring, and seemingly unwinnable argument between two other people in your life. This is the "dispute infection." The pettier and more circular the argument, the better. Prime examples include:
    • The eternal "what should we have for dinner?" debate.
    • An argument over the correct way to load the dishwasher.
    • A disagreement about which GPS navigation voice is superior.
    • Any conflict involving a thermostat.
  3. Administer the "Single Dose": You must wait for the argument to reach its peak frustration. Then, you must interject. Your solution must be delivered as a single, simple, elegant, and non-negotiable directive. It must be a "one and done" fix. No lengthy explanations, no wishy-washy compromises. Just a clean, clear solution.
  4. Document the Aftermath: You are not required to film the intervention itself, as this could be socially catastrophic. Instead, you must film a "clinical trial report" immediately following your successful resolution. In this report, you will describe the nature of the dispute, state your "single-dose" solution verbatim, and describe the stunned, peaceful, and balanced reactions of the two parties involved.
  5. Publish Your Findings: Post your clinical trial report video for the scientific community (i.e., the internet) to review. You must use the official hashtag: #DiflucanDiplomacy. Your findings could change the face of conflict resolution forever.

A Note on Dosage: Attempting to solve more than one argument while under the influence of a single pill is an "off-label" use of this challenge and is not recommended. Stick to the one-dose protocol.

Rewards

For the wise diplomat who can bring balance to the most stubborn of human conflicts with a single, elegant solution, the rewards are as satisfying as a silent, argument-free room.

The Grand Prize:

The winner, to be henceforth known as The Great Balancer, will be awarded:

  • A $40 "Treaty Signing" Fund. Forty dollars to be used to foster continued peace. We suggest you spend it on buying a pizza for the two people whose argument you just solved, thereby reinforcing the new, harmonious world order you have created.
  • The Nobel-esque Title of "The Chancellor of Clarity." This is a title of supreme intellectual and social authority. It signifies your rare ability to cut through the noise and find the simple, elegant truth. It is a title of great power and greater responsibility.

The Judging Criteria:

Your submission will be judged by a panel of apathetic and conflict-averse individuals based on three key metrics:

  1. The Stubbornness of the Dispute: How intractable and annoying was the argument you solved? Solving a thermostat war is a feat worthy of high honors.
  2. The Elegance of the Solution: We will evaluate your "one-dose" solution for its simplicity, fairness, and sheer, undeniable logic. The best solutions are the ones that make everyone wonder why they didn't think of it themselves.
  3. The "Stunned Silence" Factor: Based on your report, how effective was your intervention? A description of two people blinking in stunned, silent agreement is the mark of a true master diplomat.
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