✈️ Ready to Travel to China — But Unsure What You’re Actually Walking Into?
👋 Hey there! I’m Amy — aka Blondie in China — and after 10+ years of living, traveling, slurping, and occasionally miscommunicating my way through this beautiful, massive, quirky country, I’ve created the challenge I wish I had when I first arrived in China.
If you’re planning your first trip to China — or it’s been a while and you’re wondering what’s changed — this Get China Ready Challenge is for you.
Because here’s the truth:
🇨🇳 China isn’t what you expect.
It’s fast. It’s tech-heavy. It’s full of delicious food, heartwarming people… and, yes, a few things that will totally confuse you unless someone shows you the ropes.
This 8-day self-paced video challenge will give you everything you need to feel confident, savvy, and super ready to hit the ground running — no overwhelm, no endless Googling, and no VPN freakouts. Just bite-sized wins, every day.
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🎯 What You’ll Get (All in Under 5 Minutes a Day!)
✅ DAY 1 — Why China Isn’t What You Expect (and how to love that)
✅ DAY 2 — Visas, Passports & SIM Cards: The Admin Made Easy
✅ DAY 3 — 10+ Must-Have Chinese Apps That Will Save Your Trip
✅ DAY 4 — How to Set Up Mobile Payments (So You Don’t Get Stuck Hungry)
✅ DAY 5 — Hotels, Takeout & That Mysterious Check-In Process
✅ DAY 6 — Trains, Subways & How to Actually Get Around
✅ DAY 7 — Safety, Sanitation, Squat Toilets & Scams (Real Talk)
✅ DAY 8 — 15 Mandarin Phrases That Will Take You Far
🎁 BONUS 1: How to Order Food Like a Local (yes, even without Mandarin!)
🎁 BONUS 2: Do’s & Don’ts of Chinese Etiquette (don’t tip, do slurp!)
🎓 And when you’re done? You’ll officially be ready to travel China like a pro — without needing to “figure it out when you get there.” Future you is already relieved.
📦 Image Placeholder: Amy holding a bowl of noodles with a caption bubble: “Don’t worry, I’ve got you!”
🧭 Who This Challenge Is Perfect For
✔️ First-time travelers to China
✔️ People who are nervous about “messing up” culturally
✔️ Anyone who booked a ticket and is suddenly like… “Wait, what’s Alipay?”
✔️ Travelers who want to embrace the local experience, not just skim the surface
✔️ People who’ve been before, but haven’t seen China post-tech boom
❌ Who This Isn’t For
✘ Expats already living in China
✘ Travelers who aren’t actually planning a trip
✘ Anyone looking for long-term relocation advice — this is about short-term travel prep
💬 From Amy:
“You can scour the internet and figure this out yourself… or you can let me walk you through exactly what works — based on years of trial, error, and noodle-splattered experience.”
This challenge is zero fluff, all meat (well, or tofu — I got you, vegetarians 💚). It’s everything I’ve taught my friends, family, and even complete strangers who messaged me panicking before their trip.
Let me help you skip the stress and get straight to the fun part. 🥟🍜✨
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👀 Still Got Questions?
🎁 When you enroll, you’ll also get access to upgrade to a private 1-on-1 Zoom session with me if you want personalized help planning your China trip.
🚀 Enroll Now: Get China Ready Challenge
🎥 8 Self-Paced Daily Videos (All Under 5 Min)
🎁 2 Bonus Lessons on Food & Etiquette
💌 Optional 1-on-1 Zoom Support
✅ Lifetime Access
Only $29 USD
📌 Click below to start the challenge — you’ll get immediate access to Day 1 and can go at your own pace!
(Lifetime access — start anytime, rewatch as needed)
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✈️ “China is one of the most amazing countries to visit — and I’m so excited for you to experience it with confidence. Let’s get you ready the right way!”
– Amy ❤️
