There are levels to being sick. Recently, I achieved a new personal worst. I had a sinus infection so profound, my head felt like a bowling ball full of wet cement. My entire existence was reduced to a miserable cycle of groaning, tissues, and watching terrible daytime TV. I was pathetic. I was a human puddle of despair.
After two days of this misery, I surrendered and went to the doctor. He took one look at my pitiful state, nodded knowingly, and prescribed the undisputed heavyweight champion of antibiotics: Amoxil 500. The classic. The old reliable. The Toyota Corolla of getting better.
I went home, took my first pill, and fell into a feverish sleep. When I woke up about 24 hours later, the world was different. The pressure in my head hadn't vanished, but it had receded from a Category 5 hurricane to a mild tropical storm. I could breathe through one nostril. The world had color again. I wasn't cured, but compared to the abyss I had been in, I felt like a superhero.
This is a dangerous state of being. It's the "rebound." You're still sick, but you feel invincible. Your body is still running on fumes, but your brain is writing checks it can't cash.
And that's when I saw it. The flat-pack bookshelf I bought six months ago, still sitting in its box, mocking me from the corner of the room. Pre-sickness me had looked at that box with dread. But Rebound Me, fueled by Amoxil and a dangerously optimistic outlook, saw not a chore, but a conquest. A glorious quest.
"I'm going to build the bookshelf," I announced to my wife, standing up with a bit of a head-rush.
She looked at me like I had grown a second head. "You were just making a sound like a dying walrus two hours ago," she said. "You should be in bed."
"Nonsense," I declared, tearing into the cardboard with manic energy. "The Amoxil is working. I have the power."
What followed was a masterclass in misplaced confidence. I was still sweating from the fever, but I was convinced it was the sweat of a champion craftsman. The instructions, a series of cryptic diagrams and Swedish words, seemed like a fun puzzle instead of the user-unfriendly nightmare they actually are. I dropped the tiny Allen key three times. I put one of the shelves in backwards. But my spirit was unshakeable. I was a DIY warrior, powered by penicillin and pure, unadulterated hubris.
Hours later, I stood victorious before a wobbly, but fully assembled, bookshelf. I was exhausted. I was drenched. I probably needed to go lie down for a week. But I had done it.
This is the challenge. It’s for anyone who has experienced that glorious, dangerous, post-sickness rebound. It’s for the warriors of the wellness upswing. I present: The Amoxil Over-Ambition Challenge.
Amoxil is a fantastic and crucial antibiotic for fighting bacterial infections and getting you on the road to recovery. It was not, however, designed to give you the false confidence to assemble complex furniture while you still have a fever. For the real, important information, please consult a legitimate source: https://www.imedix.com/drugs/amoxil/
Do you feel that first, glorious wave of "I'm not dying anymore!" energy? Are you ready to channel that fleeting, false sense of invincibility into something mildly productive and highly amusing? Then you are ready.
A Word of Warning: This challenge may lead to poorly assembled furniture, a bigger mess than when you started, and a swift relapse into a state of pathetic misery. This is the nature of the rebound.
For the ambitious invalid who scoffs at their own physical limitations and achieves something moderately impressive before collapsing back into bed, the rewards are justly deserved.
The Grand Prize:
The undisputed champion of the rebound, the most productive patient on the block, will be awarded:
The Judging Criteria:
Your submission will be judged by a panel of experts in irrational confidence based on three key factors: